But it was not your fault but mine
And it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
November 2011
6 posts
well… that is what I am telling myself, anyway.
Live through this, and you won't look back.
You were what I wanted
I gave what I gave
I’m not sorry I met you
I’m not sorry it’s over
I’m not sorry there’s nothing to save
June 2011
1 post
i love you, mother.
but you really reaallly reallllllyy frustrate me sometimes.
ugggh.
May 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
2 posts
Advice
Martha’s quick tips on fingering:
- Cut your nails. It is definitely possible to scratch up the inside of a vagina. Don’t do it.
- Google the location of the g-spot. You don’t know where it is. Shut up, you don’t.
- That’s pretty much it.
Pay attention to the clitoris! That is important, too!!!!!!
February 2009
5 posts
“Isn’t it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones that love us.”
—(via mckena) (via kaitlinvalerieryan) (via imaginecreate) (via sincewhendoessheblog) (via billhinton) (via thenightdances) (via theipodguru) (via dylicious)
“Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”
—Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via wildephotog)
Guys
As some of you know, I have a bad habit of telling people to suck my dick.
Whenever I say this to girls, the response is usually “Eww, Martha, that’s so gross.”
Whenever I say this to guys, the responses range from opening their mouths to offering to play catcher if I ever want to put it anywhere else.
This is why most of my friends are boys.
I think that I am the exception to this, Martha… seeing as how I have told you to “suck my dick” myself ^_^
January 2009
19 posts
Listen
Shut Up And Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
“If you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair.”
—Bumper sticker :P (via dylicious)
Listen
Iron & Wine - Boy With a Coin
“As a result of the poverty of modern life, we are confronted with the circumstance that art is more interesting than life.”
—Robert Motherwell
“Be culturally literate, because if you don’t have any understanding of the world you live in and the culture you live in, you’re not going to express anything to anybody else.”
—Paula Scher (via simko)
I hate history students.
Theres this girl in my class who acts as if she is the only student in the class. She will try to finish the teachers sentence under her breath (she is always wrong), nods her head as if the teacher is confirming a point that she made earlier and really loudly said “Mhmm!” and “Oh yeah!!” I want to punch her.
Martha: The girl who wanted to i/m me is in my second class also. I think she might be stalking me.
Brita, I know how you feel!!!!!! Every Art History class I take is the SAME WAY. This girl in my Contemporary Art class was arguing with the teacher and saying how much of a genius Duchamp was… I wanted to throw my book at her! And in my Modern Art class these two kids would explain their points of view ALL THE TIME in the middle of lecture (like anyone cares). The list goes on…. people like that should SHUT THE FUCK UP!
“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.”
—
Hermann Hesse
(via theipodguru)
this quote always disturbs me
Wow. That is scary.
(via dylicious)
“Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you.”
—I Wrote This For You (via align) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via missdreass) (via catchakat) (via wildephotog)
Listen
Blue Oyster Cult - Don’t Fear the Reaper
I’m in a classic rock mood. Also listening to David Bowie and some Stevie Nicks.
I can’t sleep. Whatever.
To My Grandmother.
Your unhappiness makes me sick.
You don’t know how much it frustrates me knowing that you are never satisfied with anything.
I am sick of your complaints, your bitching, and the way you hold grudges (that shit eats you alive, you know). Almost everything that comes out of your mouth is negative, and it is driving me insane.
I love you with every fiber of my being, but you are too much to handle. This visit has drained me more than you can imagine.
I feel sorry for you… but you know what… it’s not my fucking problem. I really don’t want to hear it anymore.
GET OVER IT.
December 2008
7 posts
Listen
Kanye West - “The Coldest Winter”
Kanye’s new album is THE SHIT.
Great way to start off the new year :-)
Listen
Passion Pit’s Cuddle Fuddle from Chunk of Change [EP]
Listen
Andrew Bird - “The Supine”
“Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to “make love” every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there. It’s because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don’t be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.”
—
best of craigslist : Just fucking fuck me, already. (via pocketnovel)(via skogul)
Hahahahaahaha
(via wildephotog)
November 2008
13 posts
Girls
…do not think I’m funny. They think I’m sarcastic and mean. I need more girlfriends. Who wants to hang out?
I think your fucking hilarious. But fine if you think you can find a girl who doesnt think youre sarcastic and mean besides me, then go hang with her instead!
Errr…. lol you have me, paula, eilyn, joann, and brita! :-) i guess the only prblem is, that 4/5 of that group is 4 hours away… :-(
“Many things—such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly—are done worst when we try hardest to do them.”
—C.S. Lewis (via bunkercomplex) (via wildephotog)
Listen
I am a Good Charlotte fan!! Man, it feels so good to say that out loud to the internet!
Waldorf Worldwide by Good Charlotte
Martha you better be an expert at this song by weeks end.
OMG BRITA! THIS IS SO OLD :-)
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
