November 2011
6 posts
But it was not your fault but mine And it was your heart on the line I really fucked it up this time
well… that is what I am telling myself, anyway.
Live through this, and you won't look back.
You were what I wanted I gave what I gave I’m not sorry I met you I’m not sorry it’s over I’m not sorry there’s nothing to save
June 2011
1 post
i love you, mother.
but you really reaallly reallllllyy frustrate me sometimes.
ugggh.
May 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
2 posts
Advice
wildephotog:
Martha’s quick tips on fingering:
Cut your nails. It is definitely possible to scratch up the inside of a vagina. Don’t do it.
Google the location of the g-spot. You don’t know where it is. Shut up, you don’t.
That’s pretty much it.
Pay attention to the clitoris! That is important, too!!!!!!
February 2009
5 posts
Isn’t it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us,...
– (via mckena) (via kaitlinvalerieryan) (via imaginecreate) (via sincewhendoessheblog) (via billhinton) (via thenightdances) (via theipodguru) (via dylicious)
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via wildephotog)
Guys
wildephotog:
As some of you know, I have a bad habit of telling people to suck my dick.
Whenever I say this to girls, the response is usually “Eww, Martha, that’s so gross.”
Whenever I say this to guys, the responses range from opening their mouths to offering to play catcher if I ever want to put it anywhere else.
This is why most of my friends are boys.
I think that I am the exception to...
January 2009
21 posts
If you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair.
– Bumper sticker :P (via dylicious)
As a result of the poverty of modern life, we are confronted with the...
– Robert Motherwell
Be culturally literate, because if you don’t have any understanding of the world...
– Paula Scher (via simko)
I hate history students.
brita:
Theres this girl in my class who acts as if she is the only student in the class. She will try to finish the teachers sentence under her breath (she is always wrong), nods her head as if the teacher is confirming a point that she made earlier and really loudly said “Mhmm!” and “Oh yeah!!” I want to punch her.
Martha: The girl who wanted to i/m me is in my second class also. I think she...
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What...
– Hermann Hesse
(via theipodguru)
this quote always disturbs me
Wow. That is scary.
(via dylicious)
Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone...
– I Wrote This For You (via align) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via missdreass) (via catchakat) (via wildephotog)
To My Grandmother.
Your unhappiness makes me sick.
You don’t know how much it frustrates me knowing that you are never satisfied with anything.
I am sick of your complaints, your bitching, and the way you hold grudges (that shit eats you alive, you know). Almost everything that comes out of your mouth is negative, and it is driving me insane.
I love you with every fiber of my being, but you are too much to...
December 2008
7 posts
Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there...
– best of craigslist : Just fucking fuck me, already. (via pocketnovel)(via skogul)
Hahahahaahaha
(via wildephotog)
November 2008
13 posts
Girls
brita:
wildephotog:
…do not think I’m funny. They think I’m sarcastic and mean. I need more girlfriends. Who wants to hang out?
I think your fucking hilarious. But fine if you think you can find a girl who doesnt think youre sarcastic and mean besides me, then go hang with her instead!
Errr…. lol you have me, paula, eilyn, joann, and brita! :-) i guess the only prblem is, that 4/5 of...
Many things—such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly—are done...
– C.S. Lewis (via bunkercomplex) (via wildephotog)